ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE! ABSOLUTELY AWESOME! That’s the best way to describe these 10 life size toys you can buy at your local toy retailer. In fact, they’re so cool, if I bought any of them for my kids I’d likely end up stealing them for myself.

Let’s take a look at the possibilities…

1.  Life Size Outdoor Chess Set – Hey, the game of chess is educational, fun, and when you’re playing with chess pieces that stand 4 feet tall, it’s one helluva wild ride.

2.  Superman Life Size Action Figure – Standing 6 feet and 9 inches tall, this life size superman action figure will undoubtedly rock your world.

3.  Life Size Walking Polar Bear – Sit this little jewel in your front yard while your kids are out playing and scream, “Polar bear!  Run for your lives!”

4.  Star Wars C-3PO Life Size Action Figure – Weighing in at nearly 200 hundred pounds, this is the mother of all Star Wars memorabilia.  And a great addition to any life size toys collection.

5.  Officially Licensed William Wallace Braveheart Sword – William Wallace was 7 feet tall and consumed the enemy with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his rear.  And I’m pretty sure owning this life size replica of his sword will give me these same super powers.

6. Giant 8 Foot Stuff Panda Bear – Pandas are zen, right? So if you own an 8 foot tall panda bear, your a friggin’ zen master in my book.

7. Life Size Homer Simpson Stand-up – Think about it… There’s Homer, standing in your office all day with this expression on his face. At some point you’re going to have to say, “You’re right, Homer! It’s time for a dang beer!”

8. Officially Licensed Life Size Iron Man Mask – I’d just sit this baby on my desk at work and let my co-workers wonder.

9. Ride-On Life Size American Buffalo – Ride-on? Oh, yeah! I’d ride her to work. Imagine this sucker on the freeway.

10. Life Size Kangaroo – Kangaroos are cool! I mean, you’ve heard of kick-boxing kangaroos, right? I’m not sure what I’d do with this thing, but like the polar bear and buffalo above, I’m sure I could work it into some pretty awesome practical jokes.

Also, you can check out even more awesome life size toys at Amazon.